Christmas Trees are a very personal thing. I have friends who pop up at the crack
of dawn the day after Thanksgiving to be one of the first let into the tree
farm to chop down their own tree.
I have other friends who are so allergic to pine that a real needle
would never be allowed through the door.
My own family stopped allowing real trees when I was twelve. My Dad decided burning the whole thing
after Christmas in our double-sided fireplace was a good idea. Did I mention we had a wood shingled
roof? Did I mention that sucker
was dry as a bone? Bright red pine
needles were popping everywhere on the carpet with my Mom madly stomping them
out. Attached to every stomp was a
four-letter word directed at my father.
The next day my Mom bought a $300 fake tree and that was the end of
Dad’s fun with the fireplace.
I have another friend whose family always got a flocked tree. My 7 year old self thought that was the
ultimate. A tree that looked
covered in snow, right in the living room. I even saw one of those crazy first generation silver
white bottlebrush looking trees once in Bowie. But just like Mr. Pine and his purple house, I had never
seen a purple Christmas tree until we bought one.
It all started the year we realized we would be spending
Christmas in London. We had packed
up the kids and 6 suitcases on the first day of September and thought we would
be home by Thanksgiving. But, as
luck would have it, John’s contract was extended through January, then February,
and then March. You get the
picture. This meant we would be
spending Christmas in our cozy flat on Monk Street. Christmas in London is pretty amazing. It really looks like those little
villages people put on their mantles but of course a lot bigger. Our flat on the other hand was looking
rather pitiful in the Christmas cheer department. What we really needed was a tree. But, we had no car and the idea of sweet-talking a cab
driver into letting us haul a tree on or in his cab was about as likely as
asking for a ride to the moon.
Option B was the Tube. Instead of irritating one cab driver we could go for
half of central London. We had
practically given up when John called me one evening on his way home from the
office. This was unusual because
his commute was about a four block walk.
I picked up the phone.
“What are you doing?” John asked.
“OH, you know, usual evening stuff, I am giving the kids a bath.” “Well,” he says, “get them out, get
them dressed, and meet me downstairs at the weird store with faucets and
guitars. I may have found us a
tree.”
The building we were in had a very handy little grocery
store if you walked to the right and if you walked to the left there was a
strange place that had really beautiful bathroom faucets and electric guitars
in every wild color you could imagine.
Apparently during the Christmas season they added trees in every wild
color you could imagine. Now came
the hard part, which wild color to choose. They had black, orange, salmon, purple, red and yellow. I think we might have asked about green
to which the arty Asian woman who ran the store gave us a look like we were
going for boloney over pate. Right
away we ruled out the black. I
have heard these look very chic all done up but we are not chic people. The orange might be fun in Florida, the
salmon was actually kind of sickly, the yellow was very…..yellow and the red
simply did not have two little chubby fingers from two little girls pointing at
it madly. The purple one did. It was settled. For the low low price of 20 pounds, we
had just purchased a purple tree.
We had to go to the warehouse to get it. Apparently the warehouse was more like a storage room and no
more than 20 feet from the front door of our building. It came packaged in a box that was
easier to manage than a day’s worth of groceries.
It is amazing how a small purple tree with lights,
chopsticks and toys on it can transform a room into Christmas. And what an amazing Christmas it
was. We walked to Trafalgar Square
and listened to carolers under the giant Norwegian Spruce. We took the kids to see the Pantomime
The Snowman. We rode rides and bought paper
stars at the Hyde Park Christmas Market.
We ate Christmas dinner at a fancy restaurant with crowns on our heads
and I tried real Christmas pudding (once was enough). We sat in our flat on Christmas day, by the tree watching
the children play and looking out of our wall of windows at the city. It was a Christmas to remember
always.
Months later, when it was time to leave London for good, our
little purple tree put us over on the items we could bring back on the
plane. It was going to cost us a
lot more than the 20 pounds we paid for it so we had to leave it behind. Fortunately, by that time we had really
good friends who kept our tree until John was able to retrieve it.
I guess writers have the right to embelish and critics have the right to unembelish. The time that I made the mistake of disposing of the Christmas tree in the fireplace was at the house in Bedford. We had composition shingles. Remember, I reshingled our house. I was just trying to be green and heat the house with a waste product. Remember making rolled newspaper "yule" logs? It did create a brief roaring fire. I do not remember anything popping onto the carpet. I do remember it creating such an updraft that it caused the central heat and water heater flues to vent into the house, thus interrupting Chipper's screams with coughs.
ReplyDeleteI do whole heartily agree with imitation Christmas trees, especially since we got a 7 1/2 ft. lighted tree, ever though it is a pain to box it up and truck it up and down the stairs to the basement each year. BTW, Chipper has so many decorations on it that is difficult to see anything, but the outline of a tree, although it is the traditional green, it might as well be purple.
I am glad that the girls will be able to come out for a couple of days. That makes worth while the 3 full days of work putting up and taking down (2 up and 1 down). I think as the girls get older, the Christmas' get merrier.
Dad, that was a DIFFERENT time you stuffed the tree up the fireplace. Ask Mom, she will remember. It was Mansfield because I stood on the side of the fireplace on the dining room side. She stood on the side facing the living room and we both stomped. It was very exciting. Too exciting of a kid memory to forget. And yes, I am very glad the kids are coming out. You guys always do a spectacular job decorating for the holidays and I know the girls love it.
DeleteOh, and yes! I loved helping you make newspaper logs. That was fun.
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